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A fellow came into a diner and said to the waitress, “I want a
club sandwich with one slice of white bread, one of pumpernickel, and
one of whole wheat, toasted medium. Put the bacon and cheese on the
bottom layer, the chicken, lettuce, and tomato on the top layer. Put
mayonnaise on each layer. Trim the crusts and cut it up into fourths,
with a sliced pickle on each part, and a toothpick to hold each part
together. Got it?”
“Gotcha,” said the waitress. Then she yelled into the kitchen,
“One club --- for an architect. I’ll be right in with the plans.”
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